samhainchester:

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

(via itsmemacleod)

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

(via shrugging)

“Maybe Taylor Swift is the problem?”

(via nahshaw)

chipsprites:

Pokémon Biology - Serpentine Pokémon [x۞ ~  

(via all-that-is-pokemon)

internetboy69:

Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first

(via itsmemacleod)

win98se:

Windows 95 Doom commercial with Bill Gates

(via fuckyeah1990s)

tbhplzstop:

Kill la Kill (キルラキル) Op parody (ver.PSG) {x}

(via lordsceptile)

shingekinofuckingkyojin:

GET THAT WEAK ASS SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE

shingekinofuckingkyojin:

GET THAT WEAK ASS SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE

(via fairytrainer)

aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

image

(via disarms)

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

(via lordsceptile)

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

(via fairytrainer)

nervous-princess:


'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'

I think about this quote pretty often

nervous-princess:

'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'

I think about this quote pretty often

(via loxury)

captainfluffatun:

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible

(via lordsceptile)